No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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