You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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