i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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