He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
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Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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