Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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