Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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