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  • 40 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:36am

    Sounds like a sorority girl from SD's third tier college, SDSU, where all of the local idiots go for seven years. I hope he "queefed" in your knockoff Coach bag, retard!

  • 35 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:56pm

    if you think about the dynamics of it (which i'd prefer not to, but whatev).......wouldn't it be more likely to happen the TIGHTER the girl is?? to me it would seem that way.

  • 37 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:22pm

    I'M OOOOLD GREEEEEG!!!!

  • 35 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:59pm

    hey when its cold and im trying to warm up my balls it kinda sounds like a queef

  • 34 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:11pm

    "why do i get the feeling that all the people on these boards that feel the need to flaunt the details of their sex lives aren't getting any at all?" QFT. No one gives a shit about your pussy farts.

  • 33 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:41pm

    10:59 and 11:13 ARE BOTH FATTIES WATCH OUT THEY GON EAT YOU

  • 38 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:12am

    Angle of attack and withdrawal point. Hard slappin doggy gets you there.

  • 37 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:19pm

    7:09...I agree. serioulsy, some girls queef because of air, some don't. get over it, it means nothing either way. quit focusing on the girl, once again, to detract from the original post. but a dude? for real, where did he queef from and fuckng why????

  • 30 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:18am

    oh so that is what it was, i didnt know where was queef sex. it kinda smells bad when you go dow after.

  • 32 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:53pm

    hey 12:47. youre a loose whore.

  • 31 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:07am

    whenever a girl queefs it always throws me off for a second

  • 26 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:00pm

    WTF?? Please tell me this didn't actually happen...

  • 34 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:32pm

    no thats just a fart XD

  • 33 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:49pm

    2:45 is right. 2:47, you're an idiot for thinking it has to do with penis size. i'm not saying everybody does it. i AM saying, however, that for the people who do, it just happens to them. it has nothing to do with how tight/loose the girl is or how big/small the guy is.

  • 31 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:49am

    ahahahaha i love the OLD GREGG randoms :D

  • 34 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:14pm

    DOES HE HAVE A MANGINA???

  • 32 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:50pm

    It's called a dick fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol. I'm pretty sure air can get inside the penis, but it's probably not a very good thing, as opposed to females queefing, which is pretty normal.

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:50pm

    ;) That's ok, it's Wednesday, we're all just waiting for the weekend ;;

  • 30 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:45am

    what the fuck is this shit? enough with the lame ass fuckin queef tfln. fuckin a.

  • 29 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:05am

    Yeah, ignoring the trolls is a good idea. This is getting old, guys.

  • 32 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:39pm

    ahha i'm sure he didnt queef from his dick... he probably just had some rough anal...

  • 31 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:48pm

    11:00 is my hero for posting something random while people are trying to have a serious discussion

  • 31 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:05am

    Hey 1:01, queefing can happen easily with a regular vagina and a dick that's certainly not small, if your sex is anything more than boring. Think about it, the guy is basically pumping into you, and sometimes air gets in there. Just the nature of the thing.

  • 33 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:10am

    Did he queef from his penis? Scary.

  • 28 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:12am

    God, I love pegging guys.

  • 26 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:57pm

    "You ever go to a club where people wee on eachother?" "Make an assesment!" I Love Old GREGG!!

  • 26 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:48am

    that would hurt the penis, probably from a std

  • 27 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:34pm

    2:30, you make a good point. but the girls who don't are putting down the girls who do, all the same.

  • 31 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:45am

    This is sooo worth staying up late for....

  • 30 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:25am

    I HAVE A MANGINA!!! just kidding, i'm a girl!

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:51am

    Right

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:22pm

    yeahhhh hahhaha i definitely agree with you guys; people are missing out on the most bizarre part of it all.

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:45pm

    I've found that the more you change positions the more likely you are to queef. I've been with a couple men who weren't big on changing positions often and I would never queef. On the other hand the men who liked to change things up a lot I tended to queef every now and then. Tight or loose... big penis or small... doubt it matters. Just the reentering after changing positions seems to do it.

  • 30 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:51am

    Pegging is a special kind of fucking

  • 27 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:29am

    whats fucked up is ive been with a woman ive had four fingers deep.. queefed alot. gapped makes for queefing huh? interesting.. she needs to changer her name to lucy.

  • 30 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:13pm

    10:33 shut the fuck up, you sour hole

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:21am

    keep on queefin bitches!!!!

  • 31 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:26pm

    11:22 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • 22 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:17pm

    we have deemed this a "pweef" or "penis queef"

  • 26 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:03am

    11:58 PLEASE DONT EAT ME

  • 31 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:36pm

    brennan has a mangina

  • 27 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:58pm

    Actually she's right, I don't queef either and I've done far more than missionary. Just because you queef, doesn't mean everyone does, nor does it mean that people don't have a good sex life if they don't. Next you'll be saying "if you don't have an STD, you haven't had sex!"

  • 26 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:59pm

    10:33 all girls queef. Quit being such a virgin.

  • 26 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:38pm

    oh my gosh, i'm SO sorry 5:06!! you were right, i honestly had no idea what that meant. guess i should've asked. my foot tastes awesome, if you were wondering. :] but thanks for the agreement! pardon the bitchy response.

  • 25 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:47pm

    Wtf is with this "all girls queef" bs? My guy gets me to cum every time and I've never queefed. Tight pussy is good pussy, don't try to peg every female as a whore with a loose vag just because you cunt fart all the time.

  • 26 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:35pm

    If you're pegging a guy and he farts, its a fart not a queef. All girls queef if you're doing right.

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:36pm

    11:00 PM go die in a fire you homo

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:09am

    SHUT UP 10:33 I BE 5'2 AND 360 POUNDS N ALL DA BOYZ BE ALL UP IN MY KOOL AID DEY DONT WANT NO SKINNY BICHEZ DEY NEED A REAL WOMAN LOVING

  • 21 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:59pm

    Aww 12:49 are you itteh bitteh? :'(

  • 26 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:27pm

    11:14 and 11:22 are my best friends OLD GREGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG you've seen my downstairs mixup

  • 30 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:38pm

    a guy could queef if air gets pushed into his ass from fingers/fucking. it's not a fart if it didn't originate in the intestine.

  • 25 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:09pm

    I am more worried about where this guy queefed from than whether or not all girls queef.

  • 27 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:22pm

    wtf 4:11? i didn't even say anything about the whole queef argument. so quit projecting your problems onto me. i'm just saying, i don't have any obligation to these people, therefore i do not feel the need to advertise to a bunch of strangers. it's so fucking annoying. no one cares that your man is hung, you don't queef, you DO queef, you have a sex swing, etc. it's all a big cluster.

  • 28 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:30pm

    I agree. Seriously though all of this "If you don't queef, you haven't had good sex" bullshit is just stupid. Are people trying to make themselves feel better for queefing by trying to put people down who don't? Why the fuck cares?

  • 23 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:06am

    Yeah I only queef when it's doggy style, weird

  • 25 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:40am

    11:22 - You ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?

  • 25 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:13pm

    you guy should listen to dane cook's new stand up. it mentions this in it and it's hilarious. i think your girl was playing a trick on you dude...

  • 24 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:05pm

    it's called a wheatigue. a penile fart. it's real.

  • 24 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:52am

    10:33 i've never queefed guess i'm not loose enough

  • 25 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:41pm

    2:32 there you go again "the experience you have had is pretty lame". Not everyone queefs, no matter how hard you go at it. Get over it.

  • 23 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:15pm

    queefing smells, it happens, but the whole room smells like sex X2, and not in a good way

  • 23 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:19am

    I prefer the sneezing unicorn myself...

  • 23 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:00pm

    ^^ Yeah, but its not.

  • 21 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:01am

    Can we please stop talking about loose vags (Like you guys can tell a difference) and get back to the PEGGING!

  • 20 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:54pm

    12:47 and her "guy" have obviously never ventured outside of missionary...

  • 23 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:33pm

    no but fat girls sure do

  • 25 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:47pm

    My guy is hung like a horse, I don't queef. Sucks for you guys to have to do it with itty bitty men though :(

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:43pm

    lol for serious? You're saying I have never had good sex because my pussy doesn't make a farting noise when my boyfriend and I go at it? Do you know how fucking stupid that sounds?

  • 20 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:35pm

    people who think queefs have an actual smell are so stupid. omg.

  • 24 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:22am

    3:36, i love you...go yotes!

  • 27 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:56pm

    Actually we've done everything. Don't hate because you can't even feel a cucumber inside of you. Btw doggy style isn't the best position, sex swing is.

  • 23 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:11am

    strap up ur strap on

  • 21 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:33pm

    did he watch the south park episode? it explains it..

  • 24 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:06pm

    You obviously don't know what QFT means if you're 3:11. It means quoted for truth, meaning I was in agreement. "No one gives a shit about your pussy farts" was a global "your", it wasn't in regards to what you yourself were saying.

  • 21 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:11am

    12:52 and 1:01 I'm sorry the sex you get isn't vigorous enough to be good.

  • 24 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:06am

    Let's get back to the matter at hand. A guy got pegged. Let's discuss the pegging.

  • 26 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:01am

    i agree w/ 12:52 the only time i ever queefed was when the guys dick was really small so air kept getting in there... queefing is for loose chicks and small dicks!

  • 25 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:19am

    Hahaha people arguing over queefing. Seriously?

  • 18 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:32pm

    thank you 2:25! some people on here are SO uptight about sex. honestly, if you are THAT disgusted by something quite normal that can happen on occasion, you can't have had that much experience, or the experience you have had is pretty lame.

  • 26 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:30am

    BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA

  • 23 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:38pm

    i made my ex-bf's dick queef one time.

  • 25 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:38pm

    actually when guys do it... its called a "meef"

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:04pm

    1:56 no, unless the dude is pulling all the way out and crashing in therefore forcing air in. I have a slutty female friend and she said that she gets embarassed because she queefs a lot and guys say it's a huge turn off. If I were a guy it would be a turn off to me too, some chicks smell nasty down there, like you want a blast of that air back in your face...

  • 19 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:36am

    2:19 nice south park reference

  • 19 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:58pm

    People, stop arguing with the fathating trolls. They're just trying to get attention.

  • 19 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:48pm

    10:33 fat girls dont queef they just fart all the time

  • 20 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:09pm

    you get more air pushed into the vag if the vag is loose (more room for air to get in) or the dick is small (it doesn't fill the vag totally so air keeps getting in). but of course no guy wants to admit his dick is small or his girl is loose.

  • 23 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:06am

    i agree with 3 05 and that vigorous sex can make it happen...even if the penis is huge =)

  • 22 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:10pm

    Yea 1:53, I'm a loose whore because I've been with the same guy for 5 years and i don't sleep around. You must be a rocket scientist to be that smart.

  • 17 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:58am

    Or your sex is boring

  • 26 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:33pm

    why are there so many tfln about queefs

  • 21 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:58pm

    Meh, I change positions more than the American government and I never queef.

  • 16 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:25pm

    Queefs don't necessarily smell 2:04, just excess air, its not a fart. SEx isn't actually all that pretty, shit happens, people queef, get over it. Its alright if it takes you back for a sec, but if you act grossed out, guess what, that's the last time she's banging you. No girl wants a guy to make her feel gross (unless you're into that sort of thing...)

  • 20 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:01pm

    Yay for pegging. A bend-over-boyfriend is more fun the a battery-operated-boyfriend.

  • 15 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:11pm

    why do i get the feeling that all the people on these boards that feel the need to flaunt the details of their sex lives aren't getting any at all?

  • 17 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:03am

    well what the hell is pegging? to fuck is to fuck.