no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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