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  • 79 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:31am

    I also think the OP wins -and I'm a girl. You wouldn't ruin a lipstick unless he was worth it.

  • 70 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:06am

    so many people are down on promiscuious sex on this site.

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:11pm

    no matter what when there is a new hot girl in the office i guarantee bang her at lunch. the last one was a rehead.... i win..

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:29am

    OP owns that pussy; wish it had happened to me

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:50pm

    Sweetheart trust me I have no need to be jealous. But the last time I wore red lipstick was Halloween with my naughty nurse costume.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:16pm

    Was there a number written there, too?

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 6:41pm

    Actually, you don't win at life. You're just a whore.

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:22am

    no, you win buddy. seriously.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:47am

    It was probably from a tranny...

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:58pm

    female point of view, thats badass. [= two points for you.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:48pm

    i've done that before, gotta love red lipstick ;)

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:43am

    You're 10:33s grammar

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:20pm

    Naughty nurse girl we wana see

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:19am

    yeah...having trouble getting some, ppl?

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:13am

    So you must have read it as em llac in the mirroor

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:30am

    You're a clit slapper

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:45am

    Okay. I tried that but I just got some shit about information technology. Nothing about upsidee Downey letters.

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:14pm

    I always get my monsters in a bag

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:23am

    11:17: it's you're. Not to be that person, but I just was.

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:05am

    I didn't fail at life until I got married. Then it's the same old pussy and it gets harder and harder to get sex, BJs, anal ---whatever

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:56am

    She wants you call to discuss the STDs she most likely gave you. You lose.

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:56pm

    Hmmm naughty nurse. That's pretty fn hot

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:56am

    No sorry you fail at life

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:03pm

    i'm sooo going to buy some lipstick just so i can use this!!!!

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:16am

    Lame lame lame WTF you suck at life.

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:05pm

    red lipstick is fucking ugly. if i want to fuck a mom ill fuck a mom, not a 20 year old that looks like a clown

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:28pm

    For the record that's the last time I get drunk with you!

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:55pm

    This made my cereal taste a whole lot more like victory.

  • 39 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:18am

    You're ... Wait. I don't l ow how to make the upsidee-downer thingeys

  • 46 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:34pm

    You're 0 up, 1 down.