I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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