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I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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