if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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