Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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