some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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