Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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