Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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