After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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