I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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