do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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