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  • 88 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:21am

    Haha, of course. That's why I wake up my boyfriend with head.

  • 79 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:16am

    im a girl and i love morning sex!

  • 69 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:13pm

    Ha! I lost my virginity to some morning wood Also, some girls have their own 'morning wood'

  • 70 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:54pm

    A morning "Piss Filled" wood is far to sensitive for that... (And don't act like you guys don't know what I'm talkin about) The kind where you have to either: A. Push your boner down to piss or... B. Lean over the toilet so it's pointing in the right direction or... C. Stand at least 5 feet away from the toilet so your piss stream can have the proper arc..

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:26am

    I just found that out this morning. Thank you, my boyfriend's penis.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:58am

    ladies: few things beat being woken up by head. remember this. you have the power, use it.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:42pm

    I've made breakfast in bed for exactly six women. I've yet to have received it myself. Waking up to a blowjob and breakfast in bed would equal an engagement ring.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:04pm

    A morning "Piss Filled" wood is far too sensitive... (And don't act like you guys don't know what I'm talking about) The kind where you have to do one of the following: A. Push your boner down to piss B. Lean over the toilet and properly aim C. Stand at least 5 feet away from the toilet so your piss stream can have the right arc and trajectory.

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:07am

    my gf is scared of the morning wood.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:51am

    you get a rush of hormones in the morning. both genders. best time to have sex. thank you manswers

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:39pm

    2:28, that sounds disgusting

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:15am

    5:05 - As well you should. Kudos.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:39pm

    2:29 and help with the lube

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:06pm

    Breakfast in bed after getting some head!

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:56am

    oh yes they do. i always make him do it in the morning :)

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 8:13pm

    haha it's even there at 5 in the morning when we both wake up randomly, after which we fall back asleep and wake up again at 8...good times

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:48pm

    women are also more turned on in the morning too so guys, use what you got

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:19pm

    wow i know that hott (: i get the most amazing sex from my bf in the mornngs (: it feels so good. his morning woood is dammnn its hardd lol

  • 34 35
    Submitted by squared on Nov 27, 10 at 11:46pm

    Loving the 301.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:40pm

    yes we do! my most favorite part of the day

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:48pm

    2:39 that sounds really really depressing. makes me sad for you :( and slightly disturbed by the picture i have in my head now.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:11pm

    yeah...i always have to piss a little in the morning and usually after i do then it goes down. but if i only have to pee a little then i can do a good boning.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:21pm

    hell yes we are. i was on my man all night long recently..poor thing. and woke him up with a good morning blowjob and great sex.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:33am

    I only wish I had more mornings to wake up with my bf ;-)

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:41pm

    10:19, it might be time to find a new boyfriend.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:54am

    11:33, I've been doing it for a year.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:09am

    yes, we do. best way to wake up EVER. straight, to the point sex (without kissing--in case of morning breath). mmmmmm.

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:21pm

    need to have some morning sex...need to get the girl for that

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:59pm

    WOO HOOO Morning wood is the fucking BEST!!!

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:31am

    yes they do. but sometimes they're stubborn.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:06pm

    Well I figured it wasn't posted so I wrote it twice...

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:24pm

    5:19 - Tell us how you really feel.....SHIT. haha

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 8:01pm

    haha 11:58 you sound like a wise person from the movies.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:09am

    yes - girls do know this . ;]

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:43pm

    men get a climax of testosterone in the morning therefore the wood. It's also why you should exercise early in the morning.

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:34am

    Love morning cock ;-P

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:36am

    11:33 I also do that as well

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:32am

    yes, morning sex is the shiznit.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:48am

    I'm a woman and NOT a morning person. my boyfriend on the otherhand always BUGS me awake because he's so horny. when i finally get woken up enough to get turned on by what he does to me, i let him do me. still with my eyes closed. then when he's done, back to sleep!

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:10pm

    Hard to ignore when it pokes you in the back ...

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:03pm

    morning sex is my favoriteeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:05am

    usually hate morning sex, but today i woke up 5am and DEMANDED it. and then went back to sleep while he left for work at 7am. i love my life.

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:33am

    Bet that won't last long 11:21.

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:47pm

    it always burns when I pee after morning sex

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:12am

    Mine never does either. He has also actually removed me from his region when I try to wake him up with a blow job. I think he is a closet homo. Sadclown.

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:58pm

    We sure do! Love morning sex

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:19pm

    psha i wish. my boyfriend never wants to have sex in the morning :(

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 6:00pm

    mmm, yes they are =]... 5:42--- that's what i do for my bf. not every morning though i like to make it a surprise =]

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 10:08pm

    5:42 that engagement ring from you is probably the exact reason girls are not giving you your morning bj and breakfast.

  • 27 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 8:07pm

    love morning sex! best everr

  • 41 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:24pm

    My wife is intimidated by mine, and she's a proven size queen. It literally gets up to 50% larger than usual on a good morning. Like a fucking baseball bat.

  • 30 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:59pm

    Definately do... That's when the best sex happens!

  • 33 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:40am

    Amen, morning wood is great, my bf never puts his to use.

  • 26 61
    Submitted by erinmoee69 on Jun 16, 10 at 2:21pm

    Morning sex is thee best.

  • 32 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:36am

    dude all the guys i've dated either never got morning wood or were too sleepy and lazy to give it to me. what the fuck is that shit?