Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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