White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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