just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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