I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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