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  Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?

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• Probably end up banging a Taylor Swift impersonator named Ted

  Submitted by sagus on Jan 22, 12 at 12:01pm

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• Pretty sure you're the random if she's famous but good luck!

  Submitted by DrBrian on Jan 22, 12 at 10:30am

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• You don't BANG tswizzy, you respectfully make love to her. Have you not learned anything from her songs?! If you want a positive one written you'll be a perfect gentleman to that woman!

  Submitted by grandmasboy on Jan 22, 12 at 6:40pm

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• I didn't know John Mayer used TFLN

  Submitted by uchicago on Jan 23, 12 at 4:46am

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• Fuck you, Tswift would never fuck a Mormon.

  Submitted by pokey9145 on Jan 22, 12 at 6:10pm

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  • He wouldnt be talking about fucking her if he was mormon. We aren't all mormons here. Just saying.

    Submitted by miss_whit on Jan 23, 12 at 6:57pm

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    • Thank you for standing up for those of us in Utah who are not active Mormons, it sounds like you are as tired of being stereotyped that way as I am. Kudos, Miss_Whit.

      Submitted by MononokeWolf on Mar 30, 13 at 5:34am

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• Gotta love Utahans!!! Hahahaha

  Submitted by LilJDip on Jan 22, 12 at 11:28am

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• You take that opportunity and you run with it buddy!

  Submitted by Spyderman on Jan 27, 12 at 7:19pm

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