He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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