Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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