You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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