you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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