You work out of a Hotel?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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