: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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