apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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