he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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