You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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