We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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