dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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