yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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