girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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