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  • yup...this has happened to me to. boys will be boys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:29pm
  • 11 44, how do you know this? i'd like to know if i fart in my sleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:07am
  • omg! I am cracking up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:18am
  • That's pretty damn impressive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:50pm
  • we all most likely fart in our sleep,but I wonder if all farts create a strong breeze?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:48am
  • this is fantastic, farts are hilarious at 8 and hilarious at 80

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:42pm
  • wow... a guy who farts in his sleep... So hilarious...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:00pm
  • surely we all fart in our sleep,just hope they arent loud or stinky enough to wake the person next to u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:13pm
  • I guess it's bad to say that I'm a girl and I fart in my sleep sometimes....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:44am
  • To gauge the volatility of the fart you must 1: be in your car, 2: rip one, 3: count the seconds until you start to smell it 4: <3 seconds means you've got issues, >3 seconds you're a normal human being.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:50pm
  • no.the fact that a breeze blew out of his ass across my leg is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:20pm
  • lol "Giiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl" Atl shawty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:58pm
  • He wasn't asleep. He was pretending and was happy that you didn't get up and leave.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:14pm
  • I've had this happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:35pm
  • my girl does this same thing all the time. I just fluff the covers and get back into spooning position.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:48pm
  • who says "he was asleep" [[ normal people say he was sleeping.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:26pm
  • anyone who thinks fart jokes are immature... read "the clouds" by aristophanes. it was written in like 300 BCE and is packed with fart jokes lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:19pm
  • Actually she has done the very same to SNOOKIE!!!! Pay back is hell!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:25am
  • Hahaha this happened to me last weekend, and the fart woke me up!

    Submitted by Saly on Mar 19, 10 at 6:39pm
  • by the way, it's called a "hot Richard"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:18pm
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