Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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