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  • 85 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:35pm

    Charles Rutherford will smother Texas chili all over your tits, and make you howl like Tarzan.

  • 83 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:11pm

    Meeting people online FTL!!!

  • 76 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:16pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because I masturbate enormous horse cocks between my thighs until they spooge all over my kneecaps! - Jeff

  • 83 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:11pm

    Not to pry or anything but why do you talk to him? How does he have your number if he's never met you? Are you craigslisting/online dating? If so, you deserve it. I'm guessing fake tho.

  • 74 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:33pm

    Okay, since the texts I post never make it through, I'm going to start posting my funny texts on lame ones like this

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:12pm

    69 ftw? And yes, Jeff DOES BLOW!!! he sucks

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:30am

    This is totally my text! It's nuts that they chose it.

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:43pm

    That's Quacktastic!!

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:11pm

    Jeff fucking blows! First!

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:47am

    Represent Panama City Fl :)

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:46pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because he probably texts her way too much and that would translate into being overbearing in real life too! -Jeff

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:01am

    That's cool, but I wouldn't smother you through text.

  • 67 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:41pm

    The Cockmaster would make sweet love to you, Charles Rutherford