If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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