I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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