brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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