You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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