do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
this will be a night to untag.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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