Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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