I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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