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  • Submitted by said8ED on Jan 20, 11 at 5:48pm

    Well, at least it wasn't hanging out of your butt, again...Dave.

  • Submitted by bobkat on Jan 20, 11 at 4:14pm

    How were you able to send a text if you're taped to the bed?

  • Submitted by Figuratively on Jan 20, 11 at 8:17pm

    I think the quality of this night depends entirely on whether or not the condom was used.

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    Submitted by xdanixo on Jan 20, 11 at 4:10pm

    Obviously the sex sucked

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    Submitted by rooster92 on Jan 20, 11 at 9:38pm

    yeah dude s&m doesnt work if youre playing both roles..in fact regular sex doesnt work if youre playing both roles.

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    Submitted by corinneisme on Jan 20, 11 at 7:06pm

    hmmm...or, something went very right? trying to look on the bright side....

  • 64 52
    Submitted by cloesch on Jan 21, 11 at 12:30am

    You think?

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    Submitted by thatdangguy10 on Jan 20, 11 at 9:03pm

    I have that same problem.. Minus the condom... Forget to use=bad

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    Submitted by PHD1026 on Jan 20, 11 at 8:36pm

    yeah....but u have access to you phone? fuckin retard

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    Submitted by thirstyk on Jan 21, 11 at 4:00pm

    Or someone thinks you have herpes but was desperate and banged u anyways

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 21, 11 at 2:25am

    Quit dating Ren Faire girls!

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    Submitted by SexiMexi87 on Jan 20, 11 at 5:34pm

    Jedi mind power, obviously!

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    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Jan 20, 11 at 10:49pm

    I love you said8ED will you marry me

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    Submitted by birdman12311 on Jan 21, 11 at 1:08am

    sucks fot you dude

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    Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 21, 11 at 4:16am

    How did you manage to text that...? Just curious... Though, why this person abandoned you in such a manner... That probably peaks my interest slightly more.

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      Submitted by iowawashington on Jan 21, 11 at 11:10am

      *piques

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        Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 23, 11 at 3:55am

        thanks for the correction, amigo. Had I been sober, I would have probably not done that. I just noticed I even wrote something on this text.. both, slightly sad to admit. Haha

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    Submitted by SALIA on Jan 21, 11 at 1:15am

    Get in line zachneedg2!

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    Submitted by ryaniscool on Jan 20, 11 at 6:22pm

    Sounds like something went right.

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    Submitted by niceman on Jan 21, 11 at 10:13am

    You are a fucking moron. You are stupid. You suck at life.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jan 21, 11 at 7:51am

    Yet you can text....it's the new way of saying you should have wrapped it, you now have HIV. Congrats.