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  • Submitted by anomymouse on Jun 28, 10 at 9:42am

    I'm sure the feeling of dread is even greater if you're the girl.

  • Submitted by Lugnut81 on Jun 28, 10 at 10:09am

    not all of us are blessed enough to proudly walk to the counter with a box of Trojan magnums!

  • Submitted by HereTaFvckShytUp on Jun 28, 10 at 9:50am

    Why don't ya just carry a pack of rubber gloves around. You'll get 5 fks out of each glove.

  • Submitted by AshleyDAZZLES on Jun 28, 10 at 9:41am

    This made my day start off so well

  • Submitted by nnc891 on Jun 28, 10 at 9:37am

    Never use leftover condoms lol

  • Submitted by mtmcpher on Jun 28, 10 at 11:03am

    I was sure I took all of those with me when I left.

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    Submitted by Mister_Blister on Jun 28, 10 at 11:28am

    Got any surgical gloves?

  • Submitted by buzzcutt on Jun 28, 10 at 3:51pm

    like a hot dog down a hallway...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 9:33am

    That's some funny shit.

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    Submitted by johntexts on Jun 29, 10 at 1:36am

    there is a very simple solution to this problem. you just need a bigger dick!\nhere, borrow mine

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    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 29, 10 at 12:44am

    That should of been your cue to leave.

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    Submitted by iamjustacloud on Jun 28, 10 at 11:20pm

    @marsho: eeny weeny, teeny weeny, shriveled little short dick man... ;) yup.

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    Submitted by shocktroop55 on Jun 28, 10 at 2:18pm

    One of the bests texts ive read

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    Submitted by greenkid on Jun 28, 10 at 9:27am

    Bummer...

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    Submitted by AlwaysHoping on Jun 28, 10 at 1:23pm

    finger cuffs work well for me

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    Submitted by 51sports on Jun 29, 10 at 12:05am

    Love the gillette reference marsho...pretty sure I bought that cd back when.