He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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